My 2 beauties

This may be my all-time favorite picture.

Johanna's dedication at church

We are going to have Johanna dedicated at church on Sunday the 29th of April. We would like the whole family to be there so consider this an informal invitation.

Princess pictorial units

Ok, ok. To everyone named Carrie, hold onto your panties (while "accidentally" snapping photos of them.) Here are some recent Johanna pictures.

I'll take "Things that are wrong but funny" for $200, Alex

http://borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=6704&srch=

Supreme Court Gives Gore’s Oscar to Bush
Stunning Reversal for Former Veep

Just days after former Vice President Al Gore received an Academy Award for his global warming documentary “An Inconvenient Truth,” the United States Supreme Court handed Mr. Gore a stunning reversal, stripping him of his Oscar and awarding it to President George W. Bush instead.

For Mr. Gore, who basked in the adulation of his Hollywood audience Sunday night, the high court’s decision to give his Oscar to President Bush was a cruel twist of fate, to say the least.

But in a 5-4 decision handed down Tuesday morning, the justices made it clear that they had taken the unprecedented step of stripping Mr. Gore of his Oscar because President Bush deserved it more.

“It is true that Al Gore has done a lot of talking about global warming,” wrote Justice Antonin Scalia, writing for the majority. “But President Bush has actually helped create global warming.”

In another setback for the former vice president, a group of scientists meeting in Oslo, Norway today said that Mr. Gore was growing at an unsustainable rate.

“The polar ice caps may be shrinking, but Al Gore is clearly expanding,” said Dr. Hiroshi Kyosuke of the University of Tokyo.

The scientists concluded that if Mr. Gore continues to expand at his current rate, he could cause the earth to spin off its axis by 2010, sending it hurtling into the sun.

“Here’s an inconvenient truth,” Dr. Kyosuke added. “Al’s got to stay away from those carbs.”

Elsewhere, after foreigners received a record number of Academy Award nominations, CNN anchor Lou Dobbs proposed building a 12-foot high fence around the Kodak Theater.

August 1991

I include this photo simply because it is one of my all-time favorites. Carrie made this portrait of her baby sister as she was preparing to depart for her first year of college.

A Christmas present

Remember this? Ipper shot up a whole roll of film trying to get one good photo that we could frame and give to Dad for Christmas. We finally got one, but this isn't it. Margaret is about a month old here, and Carrie (9, going on 10) and Brian (5, going on 6) are just adorable. As for me...well, this photo is proof that I once was young and slender. Also that I wore very big glasses.

Steph at 3 months

Steph at 3 months. Nothing more need be said.

Hello! Who are you?

Steph comes home from the hospital and is introduced to big sister Margaret. Aren't they sweet?

Margaret at three days old

"What's this in my bed?"

Brian-three days old

Brian at three days old, eyeing his father suspiciously.

Carrie & Dad

Carrie at one month old. Dad and Johanna had this very same conversation last night.

Daddy & Daughter

Anyone see any resemblance here? Brian is one month old in the photo at left.

As I went through old photos, it was very depressing to realize what a lousy photographer I was (am?). There are numerous shots of you kids as babies, featuring acres of sofa, wall, window, floor, etc. with a blurry little image in the center that appears to be a baby, but it's too small to tell. Very difficult to make out distinguishing features.

I Can Read Your Mind

I saw this on a David Blaine special, and I think I've figured out how to do it, so I want to try it out on everyone.

I want you to think of a number between 1 and 50. It can be any number between 1 and 50, but both digits must be different odd numbers.

Have you thought of a number? Okay, concentrate on that number.

I've got it. I know what number you're thinking of. I'll post it in the comments section.